And we're sad because we think we don't belong here

It is entirely possible that this will make me lose my mind, but let's just look at it as a fun experiment to test my ... moral ... fibre..? You're allowed to point and laugh if it goes horribly wrong, just as long as you realize that if it does you'll also be the ones stuck mopping the liquefied grey matter off the floor. :)

( Here we go, then... )